Nat'l Eat Together Week Has One Flaw

Though we all appreciate "National Eat Together Week" and the many social and sensational benefits it offers, it does leave one question unanswered: "What does one do when one is alone?"

Lucky for you, I'm here to provide the answer to that question. Last night, while both Jane and Ann were busy with their respective Tuesday night obligations, I was home alone. I considered surrounding the dining room table with my eclectic collection of stuffed dolls, but thought better of it. After all, our dining room window has no shades and it's situated close enough to the sidewalk that onlookers may mistake it for a display case in a museum. Instead I embraced my situation and made what I like to call: "Dinner for One."